erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm

I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.

by Jake February 1, 2004

erectangle

A condition found in males in which the penis, when erect, takes the form of a rectangular prism.

This condition is thought to be highly uncommon although no statistical reference could be found.

"oh damn, your dick is shaped like a rectangle? This'll be interesting" - thats what she said.

"WTF an erectangle, really?" - anyone might make this remark(and rightfully so)

by A∫B January 28, 2010

Erectile Disfunction

the inabilaty to sport wood

old poeple have erectile disfunction

by Big_T October 15, 2003

erectile dis-wantment

When one goes flaccid not because of dysfunction, but because there is nothing desirable in that member of the opposite sex.

When I was drunk she was hot, but when I got more sober, I got a sudden case of erectile dis-wantment

by Jahoseaphat July 10, 2009

pornlovian erectile dysfunction

Pornlovian erectile dysfunction is the Pavlovian effect with increasing tolerance to pornographic material on bio-mental arousal fuctions..functions

He watched so much porn dredged from the murky hulls of the DarkNet, he had full blown Pornlovian erectile dysfunction

by Freyjawired August 5, 2018

Erectile Dyslexia

1. A medical condition in which a guy's penis is hard when turned off and limp and useless when turned on.
2. A term used to define a guy's love of complete uggos.
3. A nicer way(to some) of saying that someone has a screwy penis.

"Wow, that guy must have erectile dyslexia, because that chick is fat and wrinkly."

by Brodino June 2, 2009

erectile disfunction

Chronic Wangular Softitude
Old Man's Penis

Bob Dole suffers from Old Man Penis, and as a result uses Viagra

by NinjaPirate April 22, 2003