equidrunk

The state of perfect drunkness between two people resulting in both parties thinking they had great sex, despite the unlikelihood.

"They must have been equidrunk, no way that sloppy mess I saw in the bathroom was decent sex."

by AniD00m February 11, 2014

equipment

the male genitals, the penis, scrotum and testicles

He claims his equipment was slimy because he didn't ejaculate very far, but he probable does not wash enough and has crotch cheese.

by The Return of Light Joker December 4, 2009

Equipmentis

A person who handles or deals with equipment. A person who watches and maintains equipment.

"That person is in the storage room is an equipmentis"

by NinjaKarateMenace April 2, 2019

lawn equipment

A vegetarian who will even eat your grass

My grass was really out of control so I asked my hungry vegetarian friend Kimberly over knowing she would be the best possible lawn equipment!

by Jjsiskel March 10, 2018

Equinunk

the only town where you can find the bar right across the street from the church and where everyone is everyones cousin. a town full of hicks and people who have forgotten what it is like to have teeth.

boy cousin: lets have sex.
girl cousin: eww we're cousins.
boy cousin: it's okay we live in equinunk.

by thatcutegirl February 20, 2011

equipment operator

A man who typically uses sex toys on his self, primarily anal toys. Also known to love m4m interactions. And being the recipient of multiple male partners

Man I think I'm going to be a equipment operator all weekend

by 8675308 May 6, 2016

kitchen equipment

kitchen equipment is slang for a female vibrator for the purposes of sexual gratification.

i'm going to the store today to buy some clothes and some {kitchen equipment }while i'm at it.

by jinnf January 15, 2018