equitment

Generally refering to computers,monitors,fax machines and other office items that are always breaking down and are unreliable.

That fax-machine is a piece of equitment,it stopped working at least 5 times this week!

by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008

equipment

the male genitals, the penis, scrotum and testicles

He claims his equipment was slimy because he didn't ejaculate very far, but he probable does not wash enough and has crotch cheese.

by The Return of Light Joker December 4, 2009

Equipmentis

A person who handles or deals with equipment. A person who watches and maintains equipment.

"That person is in the storage room is an equipmentis"

by NinjaKarateMenace April 2, 2019

lawn equipment

A vegetarian who will even eat your grass

My grass was really out of control so I asked my hungry vegetarian friend Kimberly over knowing she would be the best possible lawn equipment!

by Jjsiskel March 10, 2018

Equisential

1. Two events/items/objects/people of equal importance.
An amalgamation of 'equal' and 'essential'

Rob- "Are you going to the Cup Final or your friends wedding?"

John-"I cant decide at the moment, both are equisential to me!"

by Bangsyno1 April 13, 2010

equipment operator

A man who typically uses sex toys on his self, primarily anal toys. Also known to love m4m interactions. And being the recipient of multiple male partners

Man I think I'm going to be a equipment operator all weekend

by 8675308 May 6, 2016

kitchen equipment

kitchen equipment is slang for a female vibrator for the purposes of sexual gratification.

i'm going to the store today to buy some clothes and some {kitchen equipment }while i'm at it.

by jinnf January 15, 2018