Epoophany

Having an epiphany while taking a dump

"Oh shit I just had an epoophany!" (no pun intended)

by Pincusfloyd January 1, 2009

Epoophany

A sudden "brilliant" realization that, upon reflection, turns out to be stupid (often immediately after you've shouted it out to everyone within earshot, or, worse, published it in a public forum).

"John had a really embarrassing epoophany in math class yesterday; he thought he'd figured out that all odd numbers were prime (because 3, 5, and 7 are) and tried to prove it in front of the whole class."

by Abrax March 28, 2008

Epoophany

The act of experiencing an epiphany whilst on the toilet.

*Beth returning from the bathroom*
Beth: Hey, Joe! I just had an epoophany! I now understand the meaning of life!!

by Mimmy Blanc January 20, 2012

Epoophany

To experience a sudden and striking realization while on the toilet.

I've been racking my brain trying to find a solution to our problem. Then, while on the toilet, I had an epoophany.. The answer is, MORE COWBELL!

by Oscar94Shane July 31, 2012

epoofhany

The moment when you ctually realise you are gay.
Mostly applied to men realising they are gay but can be used for women/lesbians too.

Mike- I had an epoofhany last night.

Tom- Really?

Mike- Yeah. Im gay now.

by georgeyy boyy July 29, 2009

epoor

When you are poor on the internet

Swamprat22 is epoor and can't buy an egirl or 5gum.

by goodSwampie May 21, 2024