Evaporate

When the water in a washing machine "disappears" from the inside of it and your clothes are no longer submersed in water.

"Hey Nick, how does the water get out of the washing machine?" "It evaporates."

by eveofnemesis August 19, 2007

Evaporated Cum

Evaporated Cum is the combined cum of several guys that has been collected and put in a flat dish to evaporate and condense to a rich, thick, ivory-colored liquid for all the dudes to enjoy. May be used in various semen recipes.

Last night we all jacked off in a dish so we could make Evaporated Cum!

by eda-skip October 5, 2021

premature elaboration

The embarrassing failure that occurs when a business gets overly excited and rolls out a new idea/ business model/ programme before its been fully tested.

Manager 1: "Wow the Sales Manager is really gung-ho about this new training programme - he wants to roll it out to the whole sales force"

Manager 2: "Yeah but I think its a premature elaboration - you might want to stand aside things could get messy"

by Timmy the Dog October 11, 2013

exaporate

A form of complete and utter destruction; a cross between explosion and evaporation, often accomplished by means of alien ray gun.

DANIELLE: Can you tell if that goat is a boy or a girl?

BRIAN: Hella-no! Good thing we have these alien ray guns. Let's just exaporate it.

DANIELLE: Good idea! (They shoot.)

GOAT: Sho-o-o-o-o-ot. (The GOAT dies.)

by Brian the Sky-Guy July 11, 2005

Epagurate

It is a phrase used to explain when one hurts themselves in a minor accident. i.e. when you stub your toe. or when you hit your funny bone.

Leah walks into a room and stubs her toe on the night stand.

Something she would yell is:

"Why do I always epagurate myself?!"
"I epagurated myself... again!"
"OW! epaguration much?"

by StellaMonroe December 1, 2009

evaporated

A chobo dota player

Evaporated sucks the wang at dota

by Nuks! June 2, 2003

elaborate condom

Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:

'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."

Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!

(Trust me, chicks love it...)

by James Gilbertsen February 1, 2004