Epagurate

It is a phrase used to explain when one hurts themselves in a minor accident. i.e. when you stub your toe. or when you hit your funny bone.

Leah walks into a room and stubs her toe on the night stand.

Something she would yell is:

"Why do I always epagurate myself?!"
"I epagurated myself... again!"
"OW! epaguration much?"

Epagurate by StellaMonroe December 1, 2009

Emagulate 

To ejactulate while eating apple jacks and massaging your testicles with orangutan's cheeks while twisting your nipples counter clockwise with piranhas latched on to your buttocks.

The dirty old man would emagulate himself roughly.

Emagulate by LongJohnnyRocket/SunnySparkle January 4, 2011

Psycho-Evagulate 

The process by which a female makes assessments & choices using her lady parts. Psycho- Evaluating the situation or persons based on how it comes into play regarding her sexuality or financial future.

Sasha couldn’t help but Psycho-Evagulate the hot new delivery man.

Psycho-Evagulate by ROBERTA FRAPPLES May 6, 2019

exadurate 

How retards without spell check or common sense enough to Google something they've misspelled spell the word exaggerate.

See:
Sheeet
Beefage
dykopath
Pirate Metal
PSP
smick

Sheeet: a slang term for shit and is used to exadurate the word.

exadurate by Big Dan B April 19, 2007

expagorate 

A word that supposedly means "to provide more information" or "explain further" but in reality it is a made up, nonsensical word that is not found in any English dictionary. You are most likely to find this word on online forums where stupidity and ignorance reign supreme.

Girl: "I don't get ,do you mind expagorating your comment so that l can get where you are coming from?"
Guy: "oh shit! I must be talking to a Harvard graduate here; my bad. Yeah, I'll expagorate it for you. . ."

expagorate by morpheus30 May 30, 2020

Ejagulate 

A rush of pleasure one gets when one watches the Jacksonville Jaguars win a game

After watching the Jaguars beat the Chargers last week I ejagulated all over the living room

Ejagulate by Fundles January 19, 2023

exageratercersperation 

Okay so exageratercersperation is a word where you are trying to exgaerate a word but ur trying to express and rations too at the same time, roxy and moxy just had this idea but toxy jumped along definition?

okay so oxy toxy and moxy jumped along and had a conversation but they are split personalities and it's very exgaerating every sentence but it's expressing urself in a way where people do not understand cause zone out skitzo egergersperationally crazy>? that is being very exageratercersperation

exageratercersperation by ratanic September 17, 2020