glass emporium

The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum

-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?

- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!

by bossrossin February 21, 2017

Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium

Ronald McDonald's department store where child molesters get their Smegma to smoke with their Walmart brand Bongs

Shrek opened up a kiosk selling weed at Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium

by Shrexyshrek May 30, 2015

Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium

Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium is a place of peace, strippers and ANAL. On the inside of this palace of PORN is just a great big wonderful rainbow of bondage, lesbians, etc. So come on down to Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium, we do not condone eggs

"UNCLE Jimmies PORN EMPORIUM, ThIS is Jimmie SPEAking HOw mAY i HEALp YOU?"

by UNCLESAMFUCKEDMYSISTER January 24, 2018

Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium

In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.

"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."

"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."

"Verily."

by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007

tit-emporium

an emporium or gallery of tits and there greatness

timmy went to the tit-emporium to witness the wonder of tits DD+

by simplydelicious December 29, 2010

Account Emporium

One of the best and cheapest Minecraft and VPN account shop Owned by a very nice guy.

I get all my accounts from Account Emporium

by iCrack March 4, 2018

Unschooler's Emporium

The Unschooler’s Emporium established its business in early 2010, to offer the Unschooling Community a myriad of books, tools and natural remedies that have already shown themselves to be a success by the families that have used them. Although a young business, because of its focused and dedicated product line, and its approach to unschooling, it has, in its infancy, garnered much attention and praise from Unschooling Advocates Dayna Martin, Sandra Dodd and many more.

The purpose of the expansion for The Unschooler’s Emporium is part of a continuing effort to satisfy the needs of this ever-growing community. Whether a family is new to unschooling or has been enjoying its advantages for many years, they want one central location where they can purchase all of the products that will help support Unschooler’s and help each person on their unschooling journey to grow.

theunschoolersemporium.com

Are unschooler's at The Unschooler's Emporium successful?

Why yes they are, check them out at theunschoolersemporium.com

by bluemom28 June 28, 2010