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emologist

One who is dedicated to studying the bizarre animals that resemble humans, known as "emos".

These animals cut themselves for what seems like no reason but emologists are dedicated to finding out what the fuck is wrong with their heads that they would do such a thing. All of these strange creatures do not cut themselves but they do indulge themselves in a horrendous music genre that is named after their race; emo. It flat out sucks.
Metalhead: Bryant and Mike are emologists. Once, bryant spit on a dying emo kid.

Metalhead2: Wow, i wanna be just like them, and grow up to be an emologist.
by Bryant September 15, 2004
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Emology

The study of the Emo culture.
Usually people majoring in this field will find emo hair very attractive and have the urge to pet it.
Alex: Whoa! Look at that guy's emo hair!!
Gracie: It's so pretty! We should pet it!
Karen: *runs up and asks if we can pet his hair*
Heather: *writes down in Emology book*
by graciegarcia March 2, 2008
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Emology

The study of emo culture- people, music, fashion, etcetera.
I majored in psychology and minored in emology.
by Ryan LaHiff August 3, 2007
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egological

Using your ego to guide your mental decisions, usually instead of using common sense.
He is so egological, blowing off a trip to the beach with his best friends to hook up with a random girl.
by Crawsomi September 26, 2009
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emological

Emotionally logical, i.e. having a sense of coherence and reasonableness in one's emotions, expressions of emotion, or emotional processes.
I am trying my best to deal with my boyfriend's temper tantrums in an emological manner, but he nearly drives me up the wall.
by theking0fhearts October 13, 2006
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Ecologicality

Ecological + Practicality.

Used in place of sustainable.
J: What is that filthy hippie doing living in your backyard? His tent is ridiculous and all his dumpster diving exploits are alienating you from your neighbors!

M: He's striving for ecologicality.
by McFunkindunkle December 29, 2010
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emolga

EMOLGA IS SUPER CUTE
emolga = emo-lga
by per per per June 15, 2017
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