no-emailer

When you neither send nor receive any work related email for an entire day.

Today was pretty slow, I had a no-emailer.

by Josh481 April 30, 2008

email

*angry birds theme song*
*club penguin dance*

“you’re giving major email vibes rn”

by quietjuice June 13, 2022

email

the thing you made when you were 9

“yo check out my cool email”
“[e-mail], really?”
“yeah bro such a cool email”

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs October 20, 2023

email

A practically useless method of worldwide communication, due to the widespread use of Instant Messaging.

I don't need email because I have AIM, ICQ, MSN, YIM, mIRC all running at the same time!

by Kenthar August 10, 2003

Emailable

Available for emailing.

Liz, I'll be in meetings in the AM, but emailable in the afternoon.

by Splikkit April 24, 2003

email

Yet another way that crap from the Internet (pr0n, drugs, warez, virii etc) can be brought to you.. E-Mail also includes spam.

"Dude, my e-mail is fucked."
"Dude, my e-mail is brilliant, I got my house remortgaged, a fake diploma, pr0n site passwords, the lot."

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

EMail

Someone sending you ecstacy through the mail

Instead of formal transaction of "drug deal" you send your ecstasy pills through the mail naming it email.

by Blacksta December 15, 2009