Elton John

An act which is performed after sex. When a man cums on their partner's face, and then, before it's cleaned off, surprises them by tossing a handful of glitter on them.

I totally Elton Johned my girlfriend in bed last night.

Elton John by ChewbaccaLikesMyCocka June 5, 2015

elton john

elton john is One of the best musicians ever to grace the world. once straight now homo, but that does not matter when you produse music like his. others hate him because he is 1. gay 2. soft. 3. amazing

Goth. elton john sucks
Me (with gun). no you suck, fuck the dark lord (shoots gun into goth's stomach)

elton john by jballadelahood June 11, 2006

Elton John

It’s the gay version of pulling off a "rock star" move. Being so fabulous, and over the top gay with something, that it just works and you get away with it. Anyone can have a Bedazzler, but is it gold plated?

Gay Tim 1. “I didn't think you could pull off that rhinestone jacket with that tiara"

Gay Tim 2 " Yah I totally Elton Johned that jacket and the doorman let me in to the club for free"

Elton John by Nantuckettrimmer May 12, 2014

Elton John

A man sits down on a couch, bed, counter, etc. and the girl rides him in reverse-cowgirl with his cock in her ass. The man proceeds to bend her over and play the piano on her back, while singing/yelling one of Sir Elton John's greatest hits.

A: Dude, what were you doing last night, I heard you singing and her moaning.
B: Bro, I gave her the elton john
A: That explains why I heard you yelling rocket man!

Elton John by TheWhisperingEyeOpener August 6, 2009

elton john'ing it 

the act of covering up homo-sexuality or gayness by marrying a woman and having children.

A: "who wears skinny jeans and a pink shirt? man that guy is deffinatly gay "

B:"Nahh, i no him. hes got a girlfriend, and shes having a baby in a few months"
A: "Yeahh, well he's probley just elton john'ing it"

elton john'ing it by Seek the king of New Hampshire January 27, 2011

elton john week

The mayor of Los Angeles, Tom Watson, declared the 20-26 October Elton John Week!

Girl: I was born in Elton John week!!

Guy: Wow that’s so awesome! He is the best!

elton john week by Rainbow1cupcake December 9, 2019

Elton John

Our Lord and saviour

“Dear Elton John, I love you so much, amen”

Elton John by MTVDude May 3, 2021