A small anarchistic gnome who is under the impression he is an elf. Elftor's adventures are the stuff of legend. He pimps, drinks, smokes and kills his way up the ladder of fame with his politically incorrect comics.
He has various friends, including Cheesetor, R2D2, and Cheesemonkey. To restore the ethnic balance is Jerometor, a token black man who steals watermelons and imbibes crack cocaine.
Many comics involve killing, drugs, sex, pimping and habitation inside a large mans arse. As such Elftor is not recommended for children, the politically sensitive, or anyone above the height of 14cm.
He has various friends, including Cheesetor, R2D2, and Cheesemonkey. To restore the ethnic balance is Jerometor, a token black man who steals watermelons and imbibes crack cocaine.
Many comics involve killing, drugs, sex, pimping and habitation inside a large mans arse. As such Elftor is not recommended for children, the politically sensitive, or anyone above the height of 14cm.
At one stage Elftor met Osama Bin Laden and educated him in the art of pimping hos. They then used some recreational drugs (cocaine, heroin, etc) and shot some people with an M16. Elftor then forced some colored people to pick his cotton, while raping several babies.
by phx April 8, 2004
Get the Elftor mug.Eftan is a term originally used by a small group of people from a secluded village known as Sørumsand. It is used to describe the time between the afternoon and evening. As afternoon and evening mean different things for different people, so does eftan. This results in people showing up for social activities at completely different times. It is however some consensus that it’s core hours include 4:00pm - 6:00pm.
Sam: Dude, where the fuck have you been? I have been waiting for two hours!
Bob: I thought you said eftan. I’m right on time!
Sam: It’s fucking evening, Bob!
Bob: No it’s just past afternoon, retard!
Bob: I thought you said eftan. I’m right on time!
Sam: It’s fucking evening, Bob!
Bob: No it’s just past afternoon, retard!
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Also known as: Elita One, Ariel.
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by Somebdoy November 25, 2003
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And she make every boy love her and make girls jealous but she is very intelligent and she have plenty of friends, she also have a very big popularity,and she is very emotional
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