elephpant

Either adorable, elephantine mascot of the PHP project or a person who is afflicted with PHP ...
IF not Jeeves, of course.

- To acquire elePHPants, one must be ever-vigilant. Or at least lucky.

- The elephpant is drunk again.
- AND LOOK AT THAT CUTE ELEPHPANT!

by xiba May 31, 2016

Elephant in the room

A very American saying, that is a metaphor for something that people do not want to discuss.

Popularised in the UK by Loose Women guest panellist Alexandra Burke.

Ah, there's an Elephant in the room,
Ah, though we're all alone,
It's not just me and you

by KDRKS January 9, 2020

Glazing the elephant

To ejaculate over something

Joe was caught glazing the elephant over the new equipment

by Bigredwalrus March 28, 2019

The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.

Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

by vv007!!! August 11, 2006

Great Elephants!

An exclaimation of sudden joy, and/or discovery.
Famously quoted by Gandalf in The Hobbit

Great Elephants!" said Gandalf, "you are not at all yourself this morning-you have never dusted the mantel- piece!

by lordoftherings4lifey June 20, 2011

elephant shoe

I remember this from kidhood. If you mouth the words elephant shoe at someone then it looks like you're mouthing "i love you". bless.

"elephant shoe" mouthed slowly out of the window of a bus departing.

by bigwillch May 13, 2005

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.

Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!

by p5yclone June 6, 2011