Ejoit

A term to describe anything. Usually used as another term for "fuck it".

Man, I'm just gonna Ejoit it.

by bodacious_beef_bazooka April 19, 2018

Ejok

Tagalog slang for joke. Usually said after telling a joke.

Man: "What did the traffic light say to the car? Stop looking I'm changing!"
Man: "Ejok!"

by JoaquinCutie March 11, 2022

premature ejockulation

Living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing.

I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.

by Dr. Tanglewood March 19, 2015

ejos

Short for eat-jack off-sleep

I:What are you doin' tonight? EJOS?
J: EJOJOJOEJOJOS

by Ian April 2, 2005

Not Ejoh

The myth say that he was an incel that died throughout the death of fortnite in 2019. After the death of Fortnite, noone have seen an Ejoh. Some people say its because he is only sitting in his parents basement and dringking battery blueberry and eating chips. Legends says that the only time he is getting to see the sun is when he goes out to get more battery and snacks.

Person 1: Oh do you see that fat virgin?
Person 2: Yes! I think its Not Ejoh

by Sickcuntposidestroyer69420 June 17, 2022

ejona

a human or nonhuman being consisting of light skin an red hair; Cannot handle more than 5 shots of vodka or other hard licquor without being noticeably wasted; Does not usually have more than one friend and that one friend is most likely a best friend named sara (without an h).

Hi, my name's Ejona and I have a best friend named Sara.

by shpetim June 30, 2009

ejokeulate

ejokeulate is what happens when something soooo funny happens that you either can't stop laughing, wet yourself or have an orgasm.

Samantha: What's wrong with you?
Carl: I just saw a pensioner fall over trying to eat a creamcake. I think I ejokeulated.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 22, 2008