Exam shitters

When you really need to shit before your exams, because you are stressed.

Damn Kris, you seem to have a case of the exam shitters

by baboon_shark November 9, 2020

Exam

A rather large test spawned from the deep fiery pits of hell. If one fails the exam, it is known to pull the grade down, therefore causing an inhuman build up of stress.

Shit dude, I bombed that exam.

by AmeliaBedelia June 10, 2008

Crammin for examin

To either study or have sex to relieve test street.

Leo and Patty are off to West Hall to do some crammin for examin '

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

Exam Week

Exam week (n): The most stressful week known to students. Some rather large tests spawned from the deep fiery pits of hell. Teenagers tend to promise to study and prepare, but end up cramming the last night and crying themselves to sleep. If one fails the exam, it is known to pull the grade down, therefore causing an inhuman build up of stress.

Person: Hey did you study for Exam Week ?

Other person: What exa- oh no! *cries into fetal position*

by scrawberrymuffin February 10, 2012

three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.

This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!

by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009

Exam

A form of hell that is praised by teachers and parents that is used for conventional torture of students. The most used google search during exam week is "how to commit suicide with no chance of survival"

exam

by xXbitchtittiesXx December 10, 2016

Exam maths

Doing the maths relating to an upcoming exam, with 2 possible motivations:

1. To scare yourself into realising you don't have long left to revise and look over stuff.... or
2. To deliberately waste the time you could be using way more productively

These may well combine....

C: Sh*t i just worked out that I have 20 working hours til my exam in 3 days.... taking out the time I need to sleep, eat, gym, shop, fb, tweet, email, hang out, watch TV.... its even less if I want to shower too!

R: You do realise you spent 3 hours working on that exam maths....

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C: Cr*p I just did some exam maths and realised I need to get at least 62/100 for this exam, because theres no way Im going to get above 48 in that other one, and my coursework would only be a 59 at best... although that only counted for 40% so weighted its like a 65 or something...

R: Do some work.

by RStokesy May 30, 2009