On this day, everyone in the whole entire universe MUST bully Eitan in every way, shape, and form. (January 5th)
Person one: Hey, Eitan! Guess what today is?
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)
Stinky Eitan: What?
Person one: National bully Eitan Day!! (devious laugh)
by Emma Slays January 4, 2024
Get the National Bully Eitan Day!!mug.