Eirik

A dick head with a snakk penis

You such an eirik

by Potet jævel March 6, 2019

Eirik Nilsen

hunky, masculine, goon material. Eirik loves Apple and mewing. He LOVES battery blue, but the battery is not as blue as his perfect, blue, dreamy eyes... mmm.... those eyes..... mmmm yummy.. He has the perfect, masuclinest, roblox man face known to mankind.

ANYWAY, Eirik is the best hunk of a man, he always eats frozen pizza in the microwave, even though he knows he's going to get diabetes and a new type of cholesterol. But that just makes him even hotter... and more thicc..... mmmmmfffgg,, yummy.

Leon: "Eirik NIlsen is so hot 😍😍"
Ash: "omg, i agree, I'd totally goon to him"

by DisgustedAsh April 15, 2024

Eirik Karlsen

He is the kind of person to fuck your boy friend. He loves a good BBC in his anal kanal. He is also a typical pedofile. HE smugels young boys to have sex whit them. He has a smal dick. Often the boys dont even notice they have sex. eirik ha dick that is so smal that u need to messure it with nanometers

Ginnius world records: Smalest dick goes to Eirik Karlsen =)
Omg Eirik karlsen is so ugly

by xXBig_Dick_Slong_ManXx November 23, 2021

Eirik K

He is the type of guy to be gay. He may look smal but he also gut a smal dick. Whit smal i mean tiny. #Smal dick karlsen!

Ohhh look at that ant it so "Eirik K"
Bro you ar so gay. Reminds me of Eirik K.

by xXBig_Dick_Slong_ManXx December 7, 2021

Eirik

He's the guy that always has chips. If you gonna ask him, he'll give you some

Louis: Can I have some chips?
Eirik: Yes
Louis: Oh nice which type
Eirik: Cock

by iblowforclubmate November 21, 2021

eirik mork

A eirik mork is a norwegian term that means that you have to act better. It is often used in novels and books.

If you want this realationship to work, you have to eirik mork!
How can you act like that, you have to eirik mork!

by Sakho12345 October 5, 2017

Eirik

Adjective meaning "extremely talented but is too relaxed to use it".

*playing Toccata and Fugue in D-minor by JS Bach on a baby's keyboard*

- You are so talented, why aren't you world famous?
- I want to chillax on the *yawn* couch instead.
- Well you are sooooo eirik!

by Eggbabwe June 28, 2017