Ejackulantern

A carved pumpkin that serves as a depository for male ejacuate.

Hey Cletus, it's my turn to us the ejackulantern.

by Scrizz07 October 21, 2017

Exackary disease

A disease when your face looks like your buttocks.

Catherine: I don’t feel too good

Miranda: You probably have exackary disease

by swaggmaster69 March 8, 2021

Premature Ejacketlation

a. When one mistakenly breaks out a spring/summer outerwear when it is still winter

Bear: Hey toss me my light weight chino jacket, looks sunny and warm outside!
Cub: Sure does. Let's get out in that 40 degree February weather. Paws up!
Bear: Damn Cub, I am freezing my nutsack off right now. BBrrrrrrrrr

Cub: Shit dude, ya I think that's what the experts call "premature ejacketlation". Siiighhhh

by thegoldiefox February 28, 2014

Premature eHAculation

An eruption of loud and uncontrollable laughter either well before the punchline of a joke or in a situation/conversation where it is extremely inappropriate to do so.

Tom Hanks: I have AIDS.

Peter Griffin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Premature eHAculation.

by Longrod Von Hugedong December 9, 2016

ejackulation

when semon/sperm cums out of ur horney dick

u got cum all over me/in my eye

by orgy boys January 7, 2005

Ehck

A mix of ew and ehh. Like you know its gross, but you dont really care.

"DUDE DID YOU JUST BLOW YOUR NOSE ON YOUR CAT?"
"He doesnt care dude. He licks his own ass, its totes ehck."

by Sir. Damon June 21, 2015

Erack

How George Bush pronounces 'Iraq'. Also how George Bush spells 'Iraq'.

The once all-powerful ruler of Erack was found in a hole, and now sits in a prison cell.

George W. Bush

by Muckle Flugga December 14, 2008