egomaniacal jackass

Refers to someone who is an egomaniac and a jackass

egomaniacal jackass: Hey fuckers! I bet I can run 20km faster than you can and still have to energy to kick all of your asses!
non-egomaniacal jackass: Fuck off dude, I could knock you off your feet, stop being an egomaniacal jackass just to impress Brittany.

by benormous April 28, 2006

ergomaniac

Someone obsessed with finding the placement of items in their immediate surroundings to obtain the maximum comfort and convenience.

Most men are ergomaniacs during March Madness - the couch is used for reclining, and the table has to make the perfect footrest. While reclining, they must be able to reach 5 types of snacks, 2 types of food, 3 desserts, and 3 electronic remotes. At the same time.

by zurielseven May 15, 2008

Eglomania

An Anglophile who has crossed the line beyond which a simple love for his language ( english) has become an all consuming disregard for other languages. This sort of Ego-mania is found mostly amongst Americans and British people. The fear of other languages( mostly Chinese and Spanish ) mingled with the need to establish cognitive dominance, both of which were spawned in the old British Empire, (now transformed into the American empire), have created this special breed of insanity.Of course Linguistic bigotry is not new in history...English, however, is one of the most succesful languages due to the simple and direct nature of its structure-with this success comes the sin of intellectual pride. Eglomania can be tinged with racism but not necessarily. It can also be tinged with condescending acknowledgement of the value of other languages -- but not necessarily.One must not confuse White Supremacism with Eglomania. Some human specimens are both, many are either/or . Eglomaniacs might be right (pun! )Check back in a century to see if the English language is still the language of business on earth .

That person insists on using english ALL the time . But I KNOW he speaks a few words of spanish. I wonder--Is he merely lazy, insecure perhaps-- or is he an Eglomaniac ?

by Mr Fool Folly August 22, 2007

Egomaniac

Henry price rogers

Henry price Rogers is an egomaniac

by Hpr.is.a.slag March 25, 2021

Egomaniacal

As the definition is just basically selfish, Selfish as in Over obsessing over ones need(You) and not others(opposite-Selflessness)

'Amy started being an egomaniacal person after her dad secured a job with a high salary'.

by NotWoRthEveNAdOlLaR February 25, 2023

Egomaniac

Someone who is zealously self centered, and THINKS they are highly intelligent, better than everyone, beneath someone's level, narcissist, arrogant, cocky, selfish, and self absorbed. Someone who thinks they are hotter than other people and smarter than others. A person who thinks they're the best at everything and that they’re never wrong. He/she only finds themself perfect. Knows everything about everything, including useless information; which is often incorrect.

Egomaniac: A crazy uneducated wanker who tries to talk fancy and is an absolute garbage human. Often marries someone who is a reflection of themself.
Shawn: I’m tall (not), better and smarter than everyone, everyone is beneath me!
Person: Totally not true!
Shawn: Shut up! I am better than you!
Person: Wow. You’re delusional aka delulu dude…
Shawn: Don't just plod against me! Show me some respect or don't have a right to talk to me! You don’t need degrees, they don’t matter…

by Maverick2257 March 5, 2024

egomaniak

osoba s neobvykle egoistickými názory a chováním

Proč si odmítáš připustit, že jsi egomaniak Majdo?

by adam riha April 1, 2025