Ejaculate

<transitive verb>
1) To eject swiftly.
2) To utter suddenly.
3) To blow a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of your jap's eye.

1) The pilot ejaculated from the aircraft just before the point of collision.
2) "Oh!" Thomas ejaculated, "That came as a surprise."
3) I have just ejaculated into your mother's vaginal crevice.

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

Ejaculate

Used as a verb in a sexual context: To expel a thick, white, gooey fluid called semen from the hole at the tip of a man's penis. To cum, to spooge, to bust a nut, etc. When used as a noun, ejaculate can also refer to said thick, white, gooey fluid. The aftermath of an ejaculation is sometimes referred to as an Explosion at the Yogurt Factory.

After she had made Peter ejaculate, Jenna's face looked like she had been in an explosion at the yogurt factory.

by Protean49 December 18, 2005

Earjaculate

Just like ejaculation but in the ear. Mainly while listening to amazing music.

Nathaniel: Wow, that song is eargamsic!

John: Tell me about it, I think I am to earjaculate!

by Pete616 November 14, 2010

Ejaculated

To say something quickly, and suddenly. The lesser known definition of Ejulated.

"I'm gonna cum!" he Ejaculated.

by PleaseGodNoNotTheVoicesAgain April 1, 2017

Ejaculate

1. When you're so aroused that you squirt out semen.
2. The act that separates boys from men.

"Oh man, I just ejaculated on my gf's pussy"

by SwaggyGUpInDisHouse July 3, 2015

Ejaculate

What not to say when you mean the word "eject"

Hot girl: "So what happens in Top Gun?"
Guy: "Goose tries to ejaculate and dies"
Hot girl: "...."

by Radarhut April 28, 2011

flaccid ejaculated

shooting cum out of your penis without having an erection, amplifying the attractiveness of the girl specified or one at which you are lusting

Dude, I just flaccid ejaculated (or fe'd) when Sarah walked by. She's so hot in that miniskirt.

by Willieeee October 18, 2008