I'm gonna EAT YO DOG!

what you say when someone pisses you off. also the terms:
I'm gonna SHIT ON YO COUCH!
I'm gonna CHEW ON YO BELLY BUTTON!
I'm gonna SNORT YO FERRET!
I'm gonna CUT YO HEAD OFF WITH A TOOTH BRUSH!
I'm gonna MAKE YOU TEABAG A CACTUS!
I'm gonna DROPKICK A BRICK WALL!
I'm gonna FART IN YO CEREAL
I'm gonna PISS IN YO LAMP
I'm gonna DRYHUMP YO TAMPON
I'm gonna PUKE IN YO SHOES
(fag's name here) is a stupid name
I'm gonna SQUAT IN YO SHRUBBERY
I'm gonna SPRAYPAINT YO HORSE! (NEIGH)
I'm gonna CHOP DOWN YO TREE WITH A FISH STICK

Jake: You're such a fag
Tyler: I'm gonna eat yo dog!

by jakedtyled January 23, 2010

dog eating dwarf

a word to describe filipinos, pinoys, pinos, philipinos, blah blah blah.

Abie, your such a dog eating dwarf.

by Boobs. January 11, 2008

Dog eating beetroot

performing cunnilingus on a woman during her period

Would you go down on your girl during her period? Hell yeah, I'd be there like a dog eating beetroot!

by scotbynature October 7, 2016

bull dog eating mayonaise

A rather graphic description of a well used and recently ejaculated in vagina

Rode it pumped it shot it, looked like a bulldog eating mayonaise!

by hamman May 14, 2005

Hot Dog Eating Contest

The act of trying to fit as many dicks in your mouth as possible

Two girls had a hot dog eating contest with the entire football team!

by H-farkswag March 21, 2015

dog eating hot sausages

the actions of a young lady performing rather vigorous oral sex on a man.

you should have seen her she went down on me like a dog eating hot sausages.

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

dog-eat-kitten-world

When something only bad happens to someone/something and there is nothing they could have done to stop/prevent it.
Coined by Mark Fogarty(freind of Osama Bin Laden)

"did you hear about the school shooting?"
"yeah its a real dog-eat-kitten-world out there"

by fishdog seed March 18, 2023