Earwigger

When someone listens to your conversation

Aimee the earwigger listened to our conversation

by Hotdog_1234 October 13, 2020

earwitness

Someone who hears but does not see an event

The earwitness, the said that she heard the "couple having sex", when in all actuality they had gotten back from a long late-ate-nite jog

by Luddz July 20, 2015

eardigger

One who digs so deep down in their ear that they pull out a huge brown crusty ear booger. They then stare at it as they bring it closer and closer to their face, smell it, then put it in their mouth and eat it.

I about vomited when that eardigger Sam ate his ear booger that he retrieved from his fat crusty ear.

by Mahxuebsuc February 5, 2017

earwigging

-Irish slang: when a man puts his toe in his girlfriend's ear.

-an act of foreplay

I was earwigging my girlfriend during foreplay but she just wanted to cut straight to the other stuff.

by JNis March 13, 2010

ear wig

shit stains/ streaks left on the bottom of the toilet bowl after pinching a loaf

the toilet bowl was streaked with ear wigs

by funkblaster4000 July 21, 2006

Earigami

When one folds or tucks their ear into an irregular shape

Person 1: **folds ear into irregular shape** Look!

Person 2: Ew! Earigami is so gross!!

by Mcswaggin balls March 16, 2020

earrigation

Da act of copiously rinsing yer auditory canals with warm water to flush out da dried BS dat deceitful/verbose gum-flappers have deposited there.

One would do well to avoid paying attention to gossipy or loquacious individuals (foam-rubber noise-plugs can be unobtrusively/invisibly utilized for this purpose) to begin with, since frequent earrigation can eventually create soreness in said tender tunnels.

by QuacksO June 15, 2021