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Bullshit Earplugs

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Soft, pliable material inserted into ones ears to protect them from the harmful rays of UV bullshit.
Jack: Hey, Johnny, did you know that-
Johnny: O shit, better put on my bullshit earplugs *puts them on*
Jack: *Incoherent gibberish*
Johnny: Sorry, could you repeat that, without the bullshit?
by ImmaBBoreDDude July 13, 2010
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Ivory Ear Plug

When a guy ejaculates in the ear of his partner causing a blockage in the opening of the ear.
"I went to cum on her face and I accidently gave her an Ivory Ear Plug and she couldn't hear out of that ear for like an hour"
by Jessie M October 12, 2006
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Earplugger

An extermely attractive woman who, as soon as she opens her mouth, has a strong and unattractive gutteral, regional accent.
'I couldn't believe my eyes, so immediately rushed over to get in there before the competition only to discover that she was an scouse 'earplugger' and I couldn't understand a fucking word she uttered.
by chesterpest January 17, 2010
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Sturley earplugs

when you are receiving oral sex and you are about to climax take your schlong out and cum on your hands. then slap your hands on your partners ears so they cant hear.
i gave lydia the sturley earplugs last night, so she did the rabinator on me
by harro dero April 8, 2007
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earplugs in

I can’t hear you

The things you say are irrelevant, offensive or merit less so I put on my ‘air pods’ and turn up my music, headphones or actual fluorescent orange pink earplugs I bought for $.99 from 7-11 the last time I had to sleep over in a cheap motel
Dr. Anna: You are now in the range of Type II Diabetes. You are considered well-managed.
Patient: By one point! I will devote myself to heightened physical activity! I don’t want to go on Ozempic and am not distressed about my weight.
Patient’s mother: Your sister just lost 15 pounds! You are at risk of amputation unless you also take Ozempic!
Patient: I don’t want my stomach to scar, and die, to lose 15 pounds with drugs—earplugs in.
by williet hughnot September 2, 2023
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rusty ear-plug

when a woman is giving a man a rimjob he shits in her ear
While Mrs.Bacon was giving Abe Lincoln a rimjob, the sly devil that he is he accidently slipped her the rusty ear-plug
by flappybob420 February 18, 2008
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ear plug

were someone who has peirced their ears, gauges them up in sizes, then replaces the tapered gaugers with little tubbe like things that look awesome.
me: hey look, that person totally gauged their ears up.

other guy: whoa thats sick, i like her ear plugs

me: yeah its fucking awesome
by X a v i e r. May 31, 2009
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