Ernesting

The act of waterboarding oneself while masturbating at the same time.

What are those sounds? Is Jack ernesting in the bathroom?!?!?!

by ERNIE BERNIE May 18, 2017

Giga Chad (Ernest Khalimov)

He is a Russian bodybuilder commonly known as the popular "Gigachad" meme describing someone doing an action towards someone and it being described as "Chad-like", meaning to be beholden in the public eye as doing the most uncommonly right thing that may go against some peoples definitions of things like decent, humane, or popular. This internet meme came into popularity with the Russian bodybuilder Ernest Khalimov, whom has become the internet's superhero.

Bro, I pulled a chad-like move earlier.

What'd you do?

I got asked out by a female, and rejected her.

You ass, you probably broke her heart!

Exactly...
(note-the author has nothing against Giga Chad (Ernest Khalimov)

by therealgoldstandard April 20, 2022

ernestina

Ernestina’s are jokesters, They are loyal and will stay by your side. They are crazy and enthusiastic. They are very smart but do things that are dumb. They have a nice smile and interesting personality. If you have an Ernestina, keep her around she is a keeper

You friends with Ernestina?! Lucky!!!

by Crunchy boy October 13, 2019

Ernest

Someone who loves others but also keeps himself in check and knows how to love and encourage others to love and be themselves. The epitome of perfection and love for all who meet him. The perfect Boyfriend, Best Friend, and Lover, but he doesn't know it.

"You should be like Ernest!"

by Pepsibah March 31, 2020

ernestine

An ernestine is a human being that could come off as shy and introverted to some people. But only the most worthy people could get to know an ernestine better because under that, an ernestine is a person you could never ever live without. Ernestines will never fail to bring warmth to your heart; always understanding but is also reasonable and wise beyond their years, and will never give up on you. An ernestine loves you for who you are, so don't be hesitant to be your true self around them. Very good company; random and will always make you laugh.

You could search the whole wide universe, but there is only one right ernestine for each of us.

Person 1: "Dude, see that girl over there?"

Person 2: "Yea. What about?"

Person 1: "I think she's gonna be my ernestine."

by Where are you May 8, 2009

Ernesto Riley

Sipping kisses and taking over the world one tweet at a time.

Ernesto Riley is the Arcturian undercover name for Matt Davis.

by Faith Walker August 25, 2014

Ernesto

The best person all around. If theres ever a person you need to trust, trust ernesto. Hes a bit akward and weird but he is a great friend.

Friend: "Hey i have a secret and i need to to telm someone but i dont know who"
Friend #2: " Tell Ernesto! He'll take your secret to the grave."

by Ana910 December 31, 2017