Ethiopian Earlobe

When someone's testicle is cut off and pierced onto their earlobe.

Billy was screwing around in Spanish class so Senora cut off his nuts and gave him double Ethiopian Earlobes.

by deadbeatdad44 May 13, 2008

Earloids

another word for hearing aids, slang

The old man adjusted his earloids hearing-aids to hear his granddaughter more clearly.

by jimwaterss February 7, 2018

Callin' Earl on the big white phone

Puking into a toilet. Especially after heavy drinking.

He'll be callin' Earl on the big white phone if he keeps drinking at this rate.

by Mark Singer November 11, 2008

Earlen

A truck driver who can never admit that he's wrong. Mr. Perfect!

That man is an Earlen!

by Asia Homes February 21, 2009

earlingus fungus

when performing the sexual act involving sticking one's tongue down someones ear resulting in earwax stuck on your tongue.

"i like giving my boyfriend earlingus but i always get earwax stuck onto my tongue."

"you got yourself some earlingus fungus, that's nasty!"

by mynameisjeff March 18, 2015

earlinne

An uniqe, extraordinary, amazing woman. A pillar of all woman.
Imitated but never duplicated. One of a kind and rare beauty. Body mind and soul.

I wish I was an Earlinne kind of woman.

by noochie88 December 19, 2016

Earron

A person who thinks he is cool and hard but in reality he is not the best at games and is a chunky monkey. He thinks he is funny but people laugh at his jokes to make him feel better. He also think he can be friends with everyone but gets on your nerves half the time.

Yea I was hanging out last night with Johnson, he is such an Earron

by Sapnappuyyyy April 12, 2021