elphie

elphie is a really cool, swag, and genuine person who never fails to put a smile or a laugh on someone's face.
they really love music and is super funny! once you get to know them, you'll basically fall in love with them. elphies are some of the coolest people on earth.

hey guys look elphie is over there! let's go talk to them! i heard they have a ton of friends but are really humble.

by aeves April 26, 2021

Elphaba

The "Wicked" Witch of the West.

Oh Elphaba they're only shoes!

by Michael and Sara January 29, 2007

earphones

A way to make everyone start talking to you OVER your music or entertainment to piss you off.

1: (Puts earphones in)
mom: Get me some water!
dad: Pass me my glass
sister: (mouthing words0
1: (takes earphones out)
Everyone (Shuts up)

by #IStayLogical July 27, 2012

Apple Earphone Bitching

Where someone bitches about the quality, and/or lack of bass with the earphones supplied as standard with the apple ipods.

Ross: Ugh, these apple earphones are wank. So little bass.

Julian: Geezus, calm down and stop apple earphone bitching.

Ross: Whore

by Ross McPwn October 15, 2011

Millie elphtitties

Millie

Millie elptitties sent her nudes around
Look it’s Millie elphtitties

by @madmillieracing December 10, 2022

Elphick

amazing, Brilliant, fantastic, super, lovely, beautiful, kind, incredible, mind-blowing, staggering, incredible, ELPHICK!

Pete: "look at that Elphick"
George: "i cant my eyes are not worthy of there greatness"

by jdobyuahdsbf April 17, 2009

unplug the earphones

Unplug the earphones is an activity commenced when you are home alone. You sit down in front of your computer, turn on the porn and instead of using your earphones to listen as you normally would, you unplug them and crank the sound right up.

Me: So Adam, since your brother is going overseas, are you waiting for the day your parents are out and you're home alone so you can unplug the earphones?

by Mb500 July 29, 2009