Rugby dysmorphia is a mental disorder characterized by the obsessive idea that a rugby player thinks they're twice as broad as they are.
Rugby player: "Wow I really must say, I have quite a strong and broad physique".
Me: "No mate you're actually a pure little weasel. You simply have rugby dysmorphia".
Me: "No mate you're actually a pure little weasel. You simply have rugby dysmorphia".
by king mick November 06, 2017
Code dysmorphia is when a programmer feels like their code isn't as good as others' and they get stuck trying to make it perfect. It makes them spend too much time on their code and can make it hard for them to finish projects.
Eric: Hey Andy, do you ever feel like your code isn't good enough compared to others?
Andy: Yeah, I know what you mean. Sometimes I spend so much time trying to make it perfect that I never finish anything.
Eric: Yeah, it's like we have code dysmorphia or something.
Andy: Code dysmorphia? What's that?
Eric: It's when you think your code is bad even when it's not, and it stops you from finishing projects.
Andy: Yeah, I know what you mean. Sometimes I spend so much time trying to make it perfect that I never finish anything.
Eric: Yeah, it's like we have code dysmorphia or something.
Andy: Code dysmorphia? What's that?
Eric: It's when you think your code is bad even when it's not, and it stops you from finishing projects.
by okjlez February 22, 2023
by Tianus March 11, 2022
When text messaging fails to communicate the tone of your conversation and it leads to the recipient misunderstanding your intention. - CY
I got into a huge fight because text dysmorphia made my friend sound like an inconsiderate dick when he was just trying to be direct.
by woof woof bark bark July 23, 2020
Color Dysmorphia is not about the colors you would find in the rainbow, but rather it is when you feel as though your skin color is unfit for your body. If someone chooses to follow through with changing their skin tone, they have the potential to turn orange, ashy, or commit blackface. Color dysmorphia is most common in celebrities that live in LA.
Micheal Jackson: Heee Heee!
Producer: Hey, Micheal, since when were you white?
Micheal Jackson: I bleached my skin bitch! I have color dysmorphia. I want to be white now, I hate being black.
Ariana Grande: *exists*
Victoria Justice: we kinda look similar, don’t we?
Ariana Grande: needs to change her appearance so she decides to over tan, get rid of the child star look, and become black.
Producer: Hey, Micheal, since when were you white?
Micheal Jackson: I bleached my skin bitch! I have color dysmorphia. I want to be white now, I hate being black.
Ariana Grande: *exists*
Victoria Justice: we kinda look similar, don’t we?
Ariana Grande: needs to change her appearance so she decides to over tan, get rid of the child star look, and become black.
by Sasquatch Sally November 23, 2019
Body Dysmorphia consumed a large portion of my childhood. And adulthood I guess. I also clearly have some kind of dissociative disorder. I feel largely removed from my own body. As I see it, I'm electricity, trapped in a meat prison, trapped in a nitrogen/gravity bubble, trapped in a vacuum, trapped in a space/time fabric. Have I said this one yet? I can never remember which thoughts I wrote down.
by Hym Iam April 04, 2022
Snapchat dysmorphia : an intense dissatisfaction with appearance after using digital filters resulting in users seeking to look like their filtered image.
by ESHO August 26, 2018