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Red Dwarf

Genius sci-fi sitcom where humanity is (almost) extinct. Spawned the word Smeg as well as various classic gags. Brilliantly written, as there are no cliches in the script whatsoever (example: Instead of using "Dead as the DoDo" a phrase like "We're deader than A-line flares with pockets in the knees." is used)

Has had 8 excellent seasons with the first 6 available on DVD (and the next two coming in Novemeber and February)

Talk of a movie in the pipeline, but no sign as yet.
How many other shows have you seen with Death getting a knee to the balls?
by Snake March 9, 2005
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Derf Smash

When one of your friends attempts to become the incredible hulk when drunk and no one will give them more alcohol.
Fred went derf smash on the table and broke it after everyone hid the alcohol from his drunk ass.
by Steve_42 January 25, 2009
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dwarfing

1. A Georgia Tech marching band tradition. It's delicious and different, and you should wear comfortable shoes.
"I'm going dwarfing with the band on Thursday night. It will be delicious and different, and I'll be wearing comfortable shoes."
by GO JACKETS August 22, 2011
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derfjack

A sexual act of pleasure; to cut open the chest of another male and make love to the vital organs.
He was afraid to go to the beach all summer, afraid that everyone would see the scar from his horrible derfjack.
by Derf Monster August 2, 2008
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Double Dwarf Mining

When two or more people engage in an act of cunnilingus or analingus on another person. This is usually done in a syncronized sequence, same as a group of dwarves mining a rock .
Yeah, my girlfriend and I were double dwarf mining a girl we met on tinder while drunk .
by Double dwarf January 12, 2020
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Dwarfornication

Two (or more) people small in stature committing the unspeakable act.
"Did you hear those two US gymnasts are dating now?"
"Yeah, and apparently they have very acrobatic dwarfornication."
by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl12 December 13, 2009
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dwarf tosser

1. One who is not genuine, is full of shit, and is generally an asshole. See twigsmith

2.One who tosses dwarves
1. That kid is a backstabbing dwarf tosser!

2. Get outta my garden you fucking dwarf
by trotscrot July 1, 2008
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