derfjack
He was afraid to go to the beach all summer, afraid that everyone would see the scar from his horrible derfjack.
derfjack by Derf Monster August 2, 2008
Get the derfjack mug.
Derpjacking
When a conspiracy hyped, ALL CAPS typing person posts an unrelated article on a thread with intent to garner interest to his/her cause.
Person A: "I love this meme." *Posts picture meme about grumpy cat being grumpy to life*
Conspiracy Derp: "DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED!!! RED ALERT: EMERGENCY ALERT: Soldiers warn of coming gun confiscation and war against patriots." *Posts link to infowars.com video*
Person A privately messages friend: "Dude, I just became a victim of a recent derpjacking." *Posts screenshot*
Conspiracy Derp: "DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED!!! RED ALERT: EMERGENCY ALERT: Soldiers warn of coming gun confiscation and war against patriots." *Posts link to infowars.com video*
Person A privately messages friend: "Dude, I just became a victim of a recent derpjacking." *Posts screenshot*
Derpjacking by CRLGer December 30, 2013
Related Words
Derflack
Derflack is a specimen of garbage. A Derflack will only piss in litterboxes. When interacting with a Derflack it will usually burst out saying: “A Rat!” Does not have emotions and frequently murders innocents. Is unfunny.
Derflack by joemommahahafunny July 4, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
mormon assault vehicle
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
Shakira Law
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
Overstand
Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026