derfjack
He was afraid to go to the beach all summer, afraid that everyone would see the scar from his horrible derfjack.
derfjack by Derf Monster August 2, 2008
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Derpjacking
When a conspiracy hyped, ALL CAPS typing person posts an unrelated article on a thread with intent to garner interest to his/her cause.
Person A: "I love this meme." *Posts picture meme about grumpy cat being grumpy to life*
Conspiracy Derp: "DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED!!! RED ALERT: EMERGENCY ALERT: Soldiers warn of coming gun confiscation and war against patriots." *Posts link to infowars.com video*
Person A privately messages friend: "Dude, I just became a victim of a recent derpjacking." *Posts screenshot*
Conspiracy Derp: "DON'T SAY YOU WEREN'T WARNED!!! RED ALERT: EMERGENCY ALERT: Soldiers warn of coming gun confiscation and war against patriots." *Posts link to infowars.com video*
Person A privately messages friend: "Dude, I just became a victim of a recent derpjacking." *Posts screenshot*
Derpjacking by CRLGer December 30, 2013
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Derflack
Derflack is a specimen of garbage. A Derflack will only piss in litterboxes. When interacting with a Derflack it will usually burst out saying: “A Rat!” Does not have emotions and frequently murders innocents. Is unfunny.
Derflack by joemommahahafunny July 4, 2019
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