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Call Of Duty Chat

Where 8 year old's learn all of the curse words known to man.
Hey honey, how did Timmy learn the word fuck?
Probably from Call Of Duty Chat.

Carl On Duty Black Cops

A very popular game with today's generation of kids. it tells the story of a struggling cop named Carl as he try's to solve the case of who is the real Slim Shady?Carl then gets him self in lots of trouble along the way such as running in to the line at KFC, as well as bumping in to his old mischievous friend Sir Lord Thomas Clifford Birtwistle NBE and OBE who is famous for smuggling in monkeys Carl has to arrest him as well but things don't go quite as planned. It is a very emotional and deep game which really appeals to those who enjoy games on crime, and also those who wish to have an insight to the life of a black cop.
Fred: What game you playing there Bob?
Bob: Carl on duty black cops.
Fred: Don't you mean Call Of Duty Black Ops?
Bob: No........
Fred: ..........
Bob: ..........

Call of Duty 

An amazing way to keep your virginity
Girl: Hey, you wanna come over?

Guy: Nah im playing call of duty

Call Of Duty Zombies 

A spin-off of the popular war game Call of Duty, which since World at War, Zombies has grown to be almost more popular than CoD. Even though there is no save and their are usually many glitches, it may be the only thing that could keep Treyarch making Call of Duty. (Treyarch should REALLY make a campaign for Zombies.)
Player 1: OH MY GOD, how did that zombie hit me with NO ARM? I Fl_l(l<ING HATE THIS GAME.

Player 2: Yeah. Do you wanna play again?

Player 1: Yeah! I friggen love Call Of Duty Zombies!

Nudie Duty 

The act of waking up on a day off to play Call of Duty BEFORE dressing oneself...
You're on your way over now?! Gimme about five minutes to grab some pants, finishing up a game of Nudie Duty...
Nudie Duty by Andrew St James October 14, 2011

Our duty to the party 

Stemming from George Orwell's novel "Nineteen Eighty-Four," it refers to any act of copulation, especially one where one or both parties are not particularly interested but still consent.
Angela: Hey Tom, wanna fuck?
Tom: No, but it's our duty to the party.