Durp

A new relationship being strongly criticized, talked about, and questioned until it is established.

Harry Potter: Oy Ron, you and Hermione are in quite a durp!

Ron: Yeah mate but at least i'm gettin some

by JennaKicksAss! March 15, 2008

durp

First said by my friend about 10 years ago, also appears on South Park. To me and all I know, durp is just a duh word.
Or if you do something stupid, like throw a hammer up in the air and try to hit your head.

How do you say 'T-h-e'?
DURP! *bitchslap*

(after purposely tripping yourself) DURP!

by Kretor, destroyer of worlds (ok that's my friends October 21, 2003

durp

Doing nothing significant or saying nothing significant

durping around

Dude im going to go durp.
what?
DURP DURP

by Daboo760 February 29, 2008

Durp

The ability for one to create a mindset where he/she truly believes that playing/practicing trumpet is harder and more difficult than playing a sport like Football (American).

David: "Playing trumpet is harder than sports."
Scott: "Harder than Lacrosse?"
David: "Yes, Trumpet is the best and hardest thing to do in the world,"
Scott: "The only way playing trumpet could be harder than a sport would be if you were playing trumpet and busting at the same time,"
David: "You guys are asshole,"
Scott: "This kid is a Durp,"

by redskull224 July 7, 2009

durp

meaning "your so fucking stupid of course!" often a synomymn with dur-da-dur and the movement of the hand meaning retard

girl#1= "does johnny like me?"
girl#2= "durp! what kind of question is that? dur-da-dur!!

by i love zavian February 8, 2010

durp

- People with curly greasy mullets are commonly referred to as "durps"

yea see that nerd over there, yea him with curly mullet, what a durp...

by Ding Chavez March 17, 2004

durp

What dumb fake hipsters say when they say derp wrong.

Person 1: Hey there, durp.
Person 2: It's derp you fucking retard. You're doing it wrong.

by YouSpelledDerpWrongDumbass July 18, 2011