Durp

A new relationship being strongly criticized, talked about, and questioned until it is established.
Harry Potter: Oy Ron, you and Hermione are in quite a durp!

Ron: Yeah mate but at least i'm gettin some
by JennaKicksAss! March 16, 2008
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durp

First said by my friend about 10 years ago, also appears on South Park. To me and all I know, durp is just a duh word.
Or if you do something stupid, like throw a hammer up in the air and try to hit your head.
How do you say 'T-h-e'?
DURP! *bitchslap*

(after purposely tripping yourself) DURP!
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durp

Doing nothing significant or saying nothing significant

durping around
Dude im going to go durp.
what?
DURP DURP
by Daboo760 February 29, 2008
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Durp

The ability for one to create a mindset where he/she truly believes that playing/practicing trumpet is harder and more difficult than playing a sport like Football (American).
David: "Playing trumpet is harder than sports."
Scott: "Harder than Lacrosse?"
David: "Yes, Trumpet is the best and hardest thing to do in the world,"
Scott: "The only way playing trumpet could be harder than a sport would be if you were playing trumpet and busting at the same time,"
David: "You guys are asshole,"
Scott: "This kid is a Durp,"
by redskull224 July 08, 2009
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durp

meaning "your so fucking stupid of course!" often a synomymn with dur-da-dur and the movement of the hand meaning retard
girl#1= "does johnny like me?"
girl#2= "durp! what kind of question is that? dur-da-dur!!
by i love zavian February 08, 2010
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durp

- People with curly greasy mullets are commonly referred to as "durps"
yea see that nerd over there, yea him with curly mullet, what a durp...
by Ding Chavez March 17, 2004
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durp

What dumb fake hipsters say when they say derp wrong.
Person 1: Hey there, durp.
Person 2: It's derp you fucking retard. You're doing it wrong.
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