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The Duncan Theory

The phenomenon that causes females to be inexplicably attracted to a random male, like moths to a flame. The art of seduction, commonly referred to as "The Duncan theory'', can have a tremendous effect on the victim.

Also known as "The Duncan Theorem"
The inexplicable phenomenon that causes females to be drawn to a single male (The Duncan) in droves.

The strength at which females are attracted is equal to the grade of symmetry of his face multiplied by the pitch of his voice, and reversed to his age divided by the concentration of his natural pheromones.
I lost my gf due to some guy named Duncan. I swear he just looked at her and she instantaneously became overwhelmingly wet... Hashtag The Duncan Theory

That new Duncan kid looked at me today, I felt a strong magnetic force pulling me closer to him, as my knickers got wet, he spoke "Hey Jenny" ... I swear to god I almost exploded #TheDuncanTheory
by Dawie's Suicidal Unicorn August 5, 2014
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Duncan Riley

The fastest runner in the world
I wish I was as fast as Duncan Riley
by Not Luc December 29, 2019
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Bob Duncan

Bob is the hottest man alive. He was the best father ever and after his weight loss the other guys didn’t stand a chance. 10/10 beautiful man.
by im helpful June 9, 2018
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dimwitted lazy dunce

A fellow employee that doesn't have the sense God gave him. Hes a total lazy horses ass that leaves all the work for others. Meanwhile he constantly complains about all the work he is doing.
Jesus, why am I the one who is so lucky to work with

Rosita and Perla? They are both the epitome of a dimwitted lazy dunce!!!!!
by JohnsonsJohnson November 13, 2011
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Duncof

You Duncof!
by Dart the jumping man September 18, 2016
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Duncan Trussell

A hilarious, intuitive stand-up comedian. Has his own podcast called the Duncan Trussell Family Hour and is constantly a guest on the Joe Rogan Experience and the Deathsquad podcasts. Advocate of psychedelics, Buddhism, world change, and marijuana, among other things. An uber nerd, but an awesome person and role model nonetheless. To stand in the same room with him is the greatest honor known to man.
Dude, I saw Duncan Trussell today at the Ice House. He is fuckin' hilarious!
by acidprince August 12, 2012
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Duncan Hills Coffee

a song written by the band known as Dethklok. It was performed at Batsfjord, Norway where over 300,000 fans attended to hear the single be performed live. Fans signed "pain waivers" before attending this concert due to its brutality. The song was written for the Duncan Hills Coffee Corporation. According to the Frontman Nathan Explosion, they were there..."to make coffee metal, everything metal... Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity."
My best friend died at the Dethklok concert while listening to "Duncan Hills Coffee".
by the ibanez of death September 19, 2008
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