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The Duncan Theory

The phenomenon that causes females to be inexplicably attracted to a random male, like moths to a flame. The art of seduction, commonly referred to as "The Duncan theory'', can have a tremendous effect on the victim.

Also known as "The Duncan Theorem"
The inexplicable phenomenon that causes females to be drawn to a single male (The Duncan) in droves.

The strength at which females are attracted is equal to the grade of symmetry of his face multiplied by the pitch of his voice, and reversed to his age divided by the concentration of his natural pheromones.
I lost my gf due to some guy named Duncan. I swear he just looked at her and she instantaneously became overwhelmingly wet... Hashtag The Duncan Theory

That new Duncan kid looked at me today, I felt a strong magnetic force pulling me closer to him, as my knickers got wet, he spoke "Hey Jenny" ... I swear to god I almost exploded #TheDuncanTheory
by Dawie's Suicidal Unicorn August 5, 2014
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Duncan Riley

The fastest runner in the world
I wish I was as fast as Duncan Riley
by Not Luc December 29, 2019
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Bob Duncan

Bob is the hottest man alive. He was the best father ever and after his weight loss the other guys didn’t stand a chance. 10/10 beautiful man.
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Isaac Dunbar

A beautifully talented 16 year old singer who is super underrated. His incredible ability will soon blow up! Listen to his music you won’t regret it :)
‘Who’s Isaac Dunbar?’

The most talented teen in the world!”
by Epic Bella October 18, 2019
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dimwitted lazy dunce

A fellow employee that doesn't have the sense God gave him. Hes a total lazy horses ass that leaves all the work for others. Meanwhile he constantly complains about all the work he is doing.
Jesus, why am I the one who is so lucky to work with

Rosita and Perla? They are both the epitome of a dimwitted lazy dunce!!!!!
by JohnsonsJohnson November 13, 2011
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Duncan Trussell

A hilarious, intuitive stand-up comedian. Has his own podcast called the Duncan Trussell Family Hour and is constantly a guest on the Joe Rogan Experience and the Deathsquad podcasts. Advocate of psychedelics, Buddhism, world change, and marijuana, among other things. An uber nerd, but an awesome person and role model nonetheless. To stand in the same room with him is the greatest honor known to man.
Dude, I saw Duncan Trussell today at the Ice House. He is fuckin' hilarious!
by acidprince August 12, 2012
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liam dunbar

A young, athletic boy who is good at everything. A Liam Dunbar is prone to falling in large holes. Stay on Liam’s good side, as he is very talented and strong. If you happen to find a Liam Dunbar and want to live happily, marry him instantly.
“Wow he just fell into a hole! He’s such a Liam Dunbar”

What a Liam Dunbar, he’s good at everything

I like Liam Dunbar, he’s sooo cute”
by JasonBrunoIsBae August 7, 2018
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