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Dumpster Chicken

A junkie or dope whore who for whatever reason believes she is still really cute and worthy of respect even though she exchanges sexual favors for drugs.
Idk why he only messes with dumpster chickens.

Becky is such a dumpster chicken
by Peebee Enjay November 23, 2016
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Dumpster Pump

Noun: A device used by Sodomites to more easily perform sodomy. Usually behind dumpsters or in corn field's. The base pump is 2 Metric Rogan's long and 1 Rogan wide, a little smaller than the average persons thumb.

Trivia: The Dumpster Pump was used during WW2 by it's inventor, Pumper Jones (Alex Jones' Great Great Grandfather) to drain the Nazi's of their Jizz strength. The concept for the Pump was based on Nikola Tesla's Earthquake Machine, which could vibrate at frequencies resonating with skyscrapers, potentially collapsing them. Instead, Pumper Jones' Dumpster Pump would collapse the ass's of men, and used 17 of Tesla's patents.
"I'll give you a nickel if I can test my Dumpster Pump on you."
"Ok Glenn, Can I set my mug on this dumpster first?"
by Potatogenic June 8, 2019
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dampsterdam

i arrive in dampsterdam tomorrow. forecast: rain, rain, rain, rain.
by kds818 October 7, 2009
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trumpster dumpster

What Donald Trump turned the White House into on January 20th, 2017.
Melania: I don't want to live in the trumpster dumpster!!
Donald: You are going to, even if I have to grab you by the pussy and drag you down here myself!
by @dumptrump January 23, 2017
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cum-dumpster

(Noun) A promiscuous person who has indiscriminate sexual relations with damn near everyone.
Nikki's girl was such the cum-dumpster, and yet the clueless, naive idiot revered her like a queen while most reamed her like the easy, sleazy ho she was.
by Nikki Stixx September 10, 2020
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Dumpster Hotties

When you live in a condo or apartment and you look into the back alley only to find not so decent to good looking girls frolicking by your dumpster. Dumpster hotties are hard to catch as they are usually heading back to thier building.
Cam: Hey man, look more dumpster hotties are gathering.
Sean: mmmmhh dumpster hotties
by AmosMosesJones January 30, 2010
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Cum dumpster slut nugget

A person that takes a shitty dildo and feeds it to a flock of geese at the park, then goes home and gives themselves a good old English Hot Pocket.
I saw this cum dumpster slut nugget at the park last week, he was feeding the geese a dildo.
by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017
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