Dumpster Fire

A colossal mess, often created by incompetence

"My working conditions are a dumpster fire thanks to my Coworkers."

by Strīde May 29, 2020

dumpster cranking

The act of "cranking one out" in a dumpster.

I just caught 2 hipsters dumpster cranking out back.

by metal forever June 11, 2018

Dumpster Chicken

A junkie or dope whore who for whatever reason believes she is still really cute and worthy of respect even though she exchanges sexual favors for drugs.

Idk why he only messes with dumpster chickens.

Becky is such a dumpster chicken

by Peebee Enjay November 23, 2016

Dumpster Pump

Noun: A device used by Sodomites to more easily perform sodomy. Usually behind dumpsters or in corn field's. The base pump is 2 Metric Rogan's long and 1 Rogan wide, a little smaller than the average persons thumb.

Trivia: The Dumpster Pump was used during WW2 by it's inventor, Pumper Jones (Alex Jones' Great Great Grandfather) to drain the Nazi's of their Jizz strength. The concept for the Pump was based on Nikola Tesla's Earthquake Machine, which could vibrate at frequencies resonating with skyscrapers, potentially collapsing them. Instead, Pumper Jones' Dumpster Pump would collapse the ass's of men, and used 17 of Tesla's patents.

"I'll give you a nickel if I can test my Dumpster Pump on you."
"Ok Glenn, Can I set my mug on this dumpster first?"

by Potatogenic June 8, 2019

trumpster dumpster

What Donald Trump turned the White House into on January 20th, 2017.

Melania: I don't want to live in the trumpster dumpster!!
Donald: You are going to, even if I have to grab you by the pussy and drag you down here myself!

by @dumptrump January 23, 2017

cum-dumpster

(Noun) A promiscuous person who has indiscriminate sexual relations with damn near everyone.

Nikki's girl was such the cum-dumpster, and yet the clueless, naive idiot revered her like a queen while most reamed her like the easy, sleazy ho she was.

by Nikki Stixx September 10, 2020

dumpsteak

The most painful shit you've ever taken in your entire life. Only happens one time.

We heard bloodcurdling screams coming from the men's room. At first I thought someone was getting raped, butt-fuck style. But the screams stopped suddenly. After two minutes, Evan VonderLuftwaffennschwarzteneggar emerged from the stall, beating his chest in fury and pain. His beat-red ass cheeks told me that there was only one possible explanation: his dumpsteak. I mosied on over to the toilet. Sure enough, what did I behold? A dumpsteak. Bigger than I had ever seen; full of thumb-tacks, raisins, and coated in a thick film of blood.
'Ouch.' I thought to myself. I made a mental note to never return to Kosta's Greek Diner. And my upper lip trembeled at the thought of passing a dumpsteak as large as Evan's.

by Boguniecki January 7, 2007