Dumfries

A mad place in Scotland where water (river) divides the neds from normal humans

I live in Dumfires... the normal side!

by telf January 23, 2004

Dumber than a rock

A guy named Michael who acts like he knows everything and does stupid shit.

Michael: How do you spell "sexist"
Me: You're dumber than a rock

by 093707053 July 3, 2018

dumber than dumb

Willfully refusing to use common sense and good judgement. Taking an already poor idea and taking it to the extreme.

On Halloween, Amber Langford and Annie Collinge acting, dumber than dumb, dressed up as exploding twin towers, without sympathy to the 2,977 victims of a terrorist attack at the World Trade Center in NYC on 9/11/2001 at Rosie's Club in Chester, UK. The costumes of the two girls featured the North and South Towers with paper representing fire and smoke protruding from the buildings which where made to appear as short mini-dresses.

by A pissed-off New Yorker November 11, 2013

dumb and dumber

A movie, but not just any movie, produced in 1996 by New Line Home Entertainment that is 113 minutes of pure enjoyment. The plot line is a magical duo and their cross country trip to return a breifcase to its rightful owner. This movie is full of cooky mishaps, moronic confusion, and just pure hillarious-ness. An unrated version has recently been re-released with never before seen footage. This is unarguably the greatest movie of all time and has had fans as slaves since the day of the release. Should certainly be reguarded with the highest of standards, for it set the bar for every comedy movie to follow. Simply Brilliant.

Hey, have you seen Dumb and Dumber!?

Yeah man, of course! I pissed my pants twice!

by Excusemeflo x August 30, 2006

dumperdimple

The small indentation immediately adjacent to the anus, where miscellaneous feces and tissue shreds congregate to mingle and breed.

She licked my dumperdimple, and now I'm going to marry her.

by Scrinthorpe November 20, 2013

Turn-around dumper

When a male begins to urinate and realizes he also has to deficate, therefor requiring a turn around squat to the toilet.

I went into the bathroom to piss but ended up having to hit a turn-around dumper.

I felt like Kobe when I had to hit the turn-around dumper in the bathroom.

by Rdeezy98 April 18, 2017

Dumper

A girl's ass that you'd like to tap. Infact, any girls ass. I love girl asses.

"Man, that girl's legs go on forever."
"Not a bad dumper either."

by Balls November 14, 2004