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Dumbarted

A mix between being a dumbass and retarded
Man, I fell really dumbarted for asking Liz out on a date.
by Sam Kovacs October 14, 2009
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Dumbest Common Denominator

The most logically-challenged portion of the general population for which the most obvious warnings, posts, signs and instructions must be written or designed to avoid catastrophe.
On the lid of the coffee cup: Contents may be hot.
On a package of kitchen knives: Caution! Items are sharp.
On a trash bag: Do not place over head.
At a railroad crossing: No parking.
On a clothes dryer: Do not place children or animals inside.

"This is the dumbest sign I've ever seen. Do they think I'm a complete moron?"

"Dude. Gotta plan for the Dumbest Common Denominator."
by Upallnightagain September 25, 2011
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dumbest place on earth

A: I just read that youtube comment and felt like my IQ dropped by like 10 points.
B: Youtube comments section is literally the dumbest place on earth. I'd suggest you read pornhub comments instead.
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A: Thanks man, that was really helpful advice.
by rjlovesu June 23, 2020
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Dumber than a rock on a bad day

Dumber than a rock on a bad day, which would be dumber on the dumb scale compared to "Dumber than a rock".
Friend 1: Your dumber than a rock!
Friend 2: Your dumber than a rock on a bad day!
Friend 1: Shit.
by jeffboi42 August 20, 2020
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Pulled a Dumb and Dumber

To take a massive diarrhea shit causing your feet rise up off the ground and cause uncontrollable high pitched moaning and groaning. Just like Harry in the movie "Dumb and Dumber."
by totodrake September 30, 2009
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Dumb and Dumber

Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn, but I don't know who is dumber of the two.
by Ryan "Homie G" January 26, 2004
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fuckest dumbest

Late night at a strip club, after a few drinks....

Chody: "Dude what if your sister quit college to become a stripper here?"

Fat Cobe: "Man, I would beat her ass"

Chody: "Yeah, that would be the fuckest dumbest thing she ever did"

Fat Cobe: "Did you just say fuckest dumbest?"

Chody: "Hahaha, yeah I did, I meant fucking dumbest"
by niggerama January 27, 2008
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