drunkworking

Similar to social networking but done while sloshed off your ass. Usually results in some excellent drunk texts.

"Why are you tweeting in the bar? Fuck off man, I'm drunkworking."

by NaviCat March 1, 2009

Drunkboarding

The act of snowboarding while under excessive influence of alcohol.

"Last week i was forced to go drunkboarding when a party on the mountain went late and i woke up still drunk."

by Red Label and Absolute December 25, 2008

drunktarded

A state of being in which you are so drunk, that you feel that you may or may not be mentally retarded.

I was so drunktarded at the party last night, I don't remember if I took a jacket or not.

by FriendlySpatula November 5, 2005

drunkyard

n. A pile of wasted people in a party involving excess consumption of alcohol.

The Greeks usually keep a stack of unflattering photos of the drunkyard from their parties.

by Bao Thien Ngo September 25, 2005

Drunkard's Dozen

One less beer than a proper dozen. This allows any good drunkard to drink one beer from a 12-pack and still show up to the party, guilt-free. This will not keep his mates from resenting him, however.

"That cheap dick, Roger, showed up with a drunkard's dozen. 11 beers: Some fucking birthday present."

by Robot Loves Zombie November 26, 2009

drunklaid

The act of having drunken sex, condensed into one word. Usually reserved for the kind of drunken sex you will regret in the morning. (Possibly a term restricted to the East Coast.)

Ryan: "Kyle was TOTALLY wasted at that party last night!"
T-Rok: "He must have been, because he drunklaid the nastiest chick there."

by Trish the Dish November 24, 2004

Drunktard

A drunken college student who won't stop (sometimes simultaneously at various times of day and night) fornicating/having sex on your front lawn, pissing against your house, or breaking into your shed to vomit and then steal your sitting lawn mower.

I wish those drunktards would stop getting their cum all over my lawn.

I am so happy UPD arrested all those drunktards yesterday.

I caught this drunktard in a giant net. I am going to keep it as a pet and feed it nachos

by Star Destroyer 2.0 October 6, 2010