Drunkass

When an individual appears and acts drunk or just generally crazy while they're not under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

Usually caused by lack of sleep

Linda: thE UNICORNS ARE BREAKING INTO THE HOUSE AND STEALING ALL OF MY DISHSOAP!!

Hank: Linda, are you drunkass again? It's almost 5am, go to bed.

Linda: IM LAUGHING AT THE WALLS

by rebkedavra March 13, 2016

drunkmail

The voicemail that results from drunk dialing. Often contains gibberish, cursing, music, random things, and occaisionally insults. Many times a drunkmail will contain 'Guess what?' followed by an equally stupid and pointless phrase.

"Duuuudddde, go watch Lord of the Rings. Your dad looks just like Theodan. It's cuh-razy! *pause* Peace..."

The next day:

"Hey, did you drunk dial me last night? Cause I think I got a drunkmail."

"Oh shit... What'd I say? I didn't say anything about Monica did I?"

"Monica?"

"Shit..."

by astargel December 20, 2006

Drunxhausted

To be completely worn out from a hard day's work, with a minimal amount of alcohol in your system. Not even a fetus could get drunk off of what you drank. You become very drunk very fast because you are very exhausted.

"Dude, I have to take Alix home--she's totally drunxhausted and slopping around after only one little shot"

by Muffin flippin' October 30, 2008

Drunkmark

Something unique to an individual that is only present or visible when he/she is completely inebriated.

"Why is Jim wearing a top hat?" "That's his drunkmark. He only wears it when he's shitfaced"

by Sir Fisticuffs January 13, 2015

drunkals

A personal that frequents your local pub, who is always drunk

Bruce: Steve, we were trying to have a quiet frothy but they are so any drunkals here, let’s bounce.

by D.Mackk December 24, 2019

Drunkmosphere

The true definition of a person that happens to be a new level of drunk, getting louder and louder and continuing the nuisance of unnecessary rambling.

OMG, look at whats-her-face!

Yeah man, looks like she's in her own personal drunkmosphere again and it looks like it's expnding!

by Rappers Block July 18, 2021

drunkasaurus rex

someone who is under the influence of alcohol sketching out and being a mad shit show.

1. "eh yo, Guss; did you see Morene at that shake yesterday?"

"Yea dude; what a drunkasaurus rex"

2. "Hey, youre spiliing yer drink all over the place; calm down drunkasaurus rex!"

by juelle October 11, 2006