dunkapoo

(n.) A poo induced by eating an excessive quantity of dunkaroos.

The pride I had for my impromptu dessert of chocolate teddy grahams dipped in leftover cake icing quickly turned into a mound of regret, embodied by my memorable dunkapoo.

by Sherlock Holmes III December 16, 2012

social drunkanomics

the study/art of a group, 2 or more persons, cooperating together to recover from a time frame of an inebriated state, which includes finding items lost or left behind in various places during said time, piecing together events and/or cleaning up the aftermath; not all of the group members must have been under influence nor present during said time

They had to use social drunkanomics to find the car.

by AunTime October 5, 2010

dunkaroos

A snack involving delicious icing and five fun-shaped cookies (airplane, bicycle, hot-air balloon, Dunk the Kangaroo, and a round cookie with a D on it) The single-most dreamed about snack from 1994-2001 is believed to be argely responsible for countless cavaties in countless children. Sadly, they have become obselete ever since Betty Crocker stopped marketing them. A commonly-held belief is that they should sponsor a NASCAR to help spread the delicious, icing-filled word.

Rob went through 2 boxes of Dunkaroos in three days, and everything was peaceful and happy.

Rob savored each and every delicious and creamy bite and lick of his Dunkaroos Snack Pack.

by Robut Muwy September 9, 2008

Drunkbooking

The Facebook equivalent of Drunk Dialing, or drunk texting/sexting.

"Oh, man. I got wasted last night and just realized I may have been Drunkbooking late-night. No..."

by Ggbeltram April 13, 2009

drunkfronting

getting drunk and confronting people about stuff you'd rather not when you are sober.

Friend 1: I wanna kick my asshole roomie out without getting sucked into their sad stories.

Friends 2 : Just start drunkfronting and kick their ass to the kerb!

by flagwhore May 31, 2013

drunkardness

The word used in place of drunkenness to fight the authority; or I didn't know the right word

I was thinking of the lack of drunkenness, but I made up the word drunkardness.

by iwasrightaicwaswrong July 26, 2014

Drunkard's Bulimia

The act of inducing vomiting as means of achieving sobriety. Most commonly performed after a night of heavy drinking. Methods include shoving one's finger down his or her throat in a manner similar to famed reality television stars. Although it is theoretically sensible, its effectiveness is uncertain.

*Scene is set at a crowded party. Dude 1 walks into the bathroom and finds Dude 2 sitting in front of the toilet*

Dude 1: Why the hell are you shoving your finger down your throat?

Dude 2: It's called drunkard's bulimia. I heard that it helps you sober up after a night of heavy drinking.

Dude 1: You're a moron.

by DildoSpaceboots69 September 14, 2016