Bitter Drunk Pirate

A person who’s nothing but a nuisance and a disgrace to society. They’re bitter, usually shit faced and always want to steal stuff from you whether it’s physical or some sort of energy.

Billy is a bitter drunk pirate, he won’t stop making me miserable.

by Cactus Royalty November 10, 2020

cum drunk

Being in a state that is comparable to intoxication after having experienced an exceptional orgasm. Usually results in stumbling around, disorientation, slurring of words/sentences, temporarily impaired vision and a cramp in a foot or a leg.

I fucked her so good she came hard and was cum drunk for like ten minutes afterward.

by JSF87 October 3, 2011

Drunk-Dazed

Drunk dazed is an amazing song by the talented group Enhypen formed on the survival show I-Land. It features I-land contestants K and Ej.
Go fucking stan Enhypen and stream drunk-dazed.

“Hey have you heard drunk-dazed yet?”
“No not yet.”
“Omg go listen to it!”
“Alright!!”

by fviryuta on tt April 26, 2021

Jack Sparrow Drunk

Drinking alcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.

I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.

by Pannoman2000 September 7, 2006

Neil Druckmann

when the chances of your failures are so fucking small, but still you manage to fuck everything up and that too without any particular reason. Then proceed to be in denial in front of the shit you just created for the rest of your life.

David: Hey! remember that guy who cured cancer and was about to win 100 billion USD from the international medical association ? What happened?
Goliath: Oh, you didn't hear? He pulled a Neil Druckmann in the last minute and is now a homeless meth addict in Arkansas.

by fucking_pasta July 4, 2020

Drunkalyse

Person who becomes more awesome the more they drink.

Everyone tells me I am a total drunkalyse when we go drinking.

by Rogue X November 13, 2020

Drunk

When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

arrrrrrggggg! (like a pirate but in more pain)

by REV. Smitty February 24, 2005