aol disc

A round, shiny object. This object contains the required files to get you into Hell. After downloading said files, you will be forced to pay to browse the web at slow speeds. After initial use, these discs become utterly useless due to their abundance. They can be used as weapons, tools, support for chairs, etc.

Guy1: Dude, I just installed AOL. What do I do with the disc?
Guy2: Pull!

Guy1: I just installed AOL, here, take my disc.
Guy2: AOL DISC FIGHT!

by J. Spearin March 21, 2007

Disclaimer

A statement that denies that nothing is wrong

Just a disclaimer, No ducks were ever harmed in the making of the duck songs.

by Johnny bob999988885555 May 10, 2021

Disc Daddy

The person responsible for introducing another person to the sport of Disc Golf.

I am better than David now, but he is my Disc Daddy.

by Lurchimess August 30, 2021

Discare

A combination of dislike and don't care. A response to something totally irrelevant somebody says to you.

Jenny: On the weekend I went to my cottage, and I saw a moose, 2 beavers and a bear!!!

Johnny: I discare. Go away...

by A terribly brilliant person September 11, 2010

disciplining the primate

Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey".

Larry was late to work today because he was up all night watching Cinemax and disciplining the primate.

by SB17 August 29, 2006

disclarity

Lack of clarity in any given situation

There was a degree of disclarity around jonathan's early sexual preferences

by Gary Mckler December 9, 2008

Discarnate coalition

Anal raping

Cybele walked into the gay bar and got discarnate coalitioned

by Gotcha125 February 19, 2018