florida dipstick

when your having sex doggie style on the beach and you pull out real quick and dip your penis in the sand and stick it back in. but wear a condom for best results.

"dude, i gave sandy the florida dipstick yesterday"

by grahambrose1906 March 23, 2010

Jimmy Dipstick

A stupid person. Would be the opposite of Jimmy Neutron.

Person A: 2+2=5
Person B: No, Jimmy Dipstick, 2+2=4

by Alicen June 19, 2006

Eskimo Dipstick

Upon sticking your fingers into a bucket of ice/cup of icewater/anything cold, you promptly stick your fingers into a womans anal passageway to the second knuckle.

Kendra asked me for a cup of icewater. I carried the beverage to her with fingers inside the cup(eskimo dipstick prep). Upon handing over said beverage i ninja'd my way behind her and unleashed the cold fingers of fury into her starfish.

Variation: Fingers can then be stuck under the victims nose ala' "dirty sanchez". As the fingers are cold and aroma frozen, this is to be known as the Dirty Inuit.

by Supaman8085 October 29, 2011

dipstick

1. the penis

2. a stupid or obnoxious person

Shut up you sleazy dipstick.

by Light Joker April 27, 2007

drumstick

An amazingly delicious ice cream cone filled with chocolate and peanuts

Taylor: "Can i have a dollar"
Alex: "Why"
Taylor: "Cause i want one of those amazing delectable drumstick cones"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

ripstick

1. A skateboard thing with two wheels and a middle section that twists awesomely for increased motion and awesomeness.

2. A person who's really petite and skinny but has really toned muscles.

3. A mispronunciation of lipstick.

I got decked by a guy on a ripstick and broke my arm!!

She's so small yet so ripped. What a ripstick!

My ripstick shade is called Hibiscus.

by mapleleaf~ August 7, 2012

Drumsticking

The act of thrusting a drumstick in and out of a girl's vagina.

Hey did you finger that girl?
Nah, I was drumsticking her instead.

by Pussydestroyer1337 January 29, 2017