Window Dressing

The act of filling in your Outlook with many important people's names just to look busy. Pretending you are busy by adding a lot of meetings to your calendar so that people know you are the smartest, coolest, and most productive man on the team.

Are you really busy or is that just Window Dressing?

Dude, the last two days I've been JDTBM but look at my Outlook man...serious Window Dressing.

by Ms.Bg June 27, 2008

Salad dressing

When semen is ejaculated on a woman's anus and pussy.

i've been tossing your salad for the last 30 minutes, now I'm going to put some salad dressing all over it!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021

salad with dressing on the side

A male pulls out, Ejaculates on the ass cheek of his choosing, and then eats the other persons ass.

Sex was feeling so good he pulled out and yelled I’ll have the salad with dressing on the side!

by RS THE PIG June 19, 2018

Ranch dressing

Makes salad worth eating

I love salad... Salad smothered in ranch dressing

by BillB8s December 24, 2013

Dressing room goggles

The completely distorted viewpoint while in the dressing room that you will have a desire/need/ability to wear a particular garment after purchase.

I was cleaning out my closet and found 6 tops that I bought last year because of dressing room goggles, of course, they still have the tags on them.

by Sassafras September 4, 2013

Colombian Salad Dressing

When a guy is laying on his back, spreading his legs, and holding his knees. A girl snorts a line of coke off his ass cheeks and hocks a loogie of cocaine filled snot into his asshole.

dude I got so fucked up last night! Amber gave me a colombian salad dressing and finished it with a dirty sanchez!

by Colombian Ranger May 25, 2016

Ranch Dressing

Slang term for "Cum"

"I poured some ranch dressing all over my girls salad lastnight."

by Treble June 16, 2003