dr. phil

a fat doctor who yells at fat ppl. he is also Oprah's man hore.
dr. phil"u r fat and stupid" fat person"waaaaa"
by kim January 20, 2004
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Dr Phil

an evil dictator bent on ruling the world
dr phil has a mustache just like adolph hitler and joseph stalin did
by thegreatcornholio January 14, 2008
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Dr Phil

verb meaning 'to over-analyse and come up with a stupid conclusion'
'We're going to go home, get some drinks, and Dr Phil Rosie's date with John'

'They broke up because he did a Dr Phil over what she'd been up to on Saturday night'
by Annamonkey May 09, 2006
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Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil is a stupid assmonkey
by blah January 05, 2004
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dr. phil

The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.
Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.
by Oprah March 11, 2003
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dr. phil

Guy who gets money for giving out COMMON SENSE to people.
Dr. Phil: We're going to put you in detox! And I just got payed for telling you something ANYONE could have done.
by Holly January 19, 2005
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Dr. Phil

Someone who tries to be a peacemaker in an arguement but ends up making it worse. To really hit the head on the nail, this person could be a complete wanker who got famous off of Oprah and has looked like the same pedophile for literally his entire life
I was arguing with my friend about whether water is wet or not and Dr. Phil decided to come over and “resolve” the problem. Instead, my friend has a black eye and a restraining order against me.
by swaggygin December 14, 2017
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