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Dognutter

The most annoying type of pet owner and they bring us dog-owners shame and bad reputation. They have a near-obsessive and co-dependent relationship with their dog. The pet becomes more important than any other human in their life (partner, children, or siblings). The dog is never wrong, the dog is their priority in their life, the dog never leaves their side. They can never make compromises when it comes to the pet because of its "anxiety'' (train it), they rarely ask permission to bring the dog on dates or to gatherings, they assume everyone loves their dog because its "cute". They lack dog-owner etiquettes and bring their dog to meet others in the streets, without asking permission first. Then they hate on any other dogs that don't get along with theirs. They make dog ownership a full-time job with no flexibility and act like know-it-alls.

Source: most girls in LA that I dated.
"What happened with Jenny!?"
"Her therapist said she had a codependence with her dog, her husband filed for a divorce cause he didn't want to continue competing for attention with a dog and her kids call her a dognutter and hate her guts.

"How did your date go?"
"Horribly. She brought her dog to the beach and didn't go swim because the dog didn't want to get in and she just kept talking about her dog like it was the most interesting conversation to have."
"Wow, what a dognutter."

"Let's take a trip to Italy,"
"I can't, I don't trust anyone to take care of my baby a whole week, I can't survive that long without her!"

That old lady dognutter that has a barking dog or smelly one in an airplane, not caring of how stinky the dog actually is or if anyone with allergies are near.

A dognutter would say...

"Dogs are more loyal than any man I dated"
"You come secondary to my dog, sorry not sorry"
"I can't sleep without my dog next to me,"
"It's the only animal that matter, the most loyal one!"
by surfhamburger January 25, 2021
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Powdered Doughnut Hole

The act of putting cocaine on a finger and then sticking said finger into ones own or another person's asshole
Dude, I was so tired this morning that I needed a powdered doughnut hole just to get out of bed.
by BPS5 February 2, 2012
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leather doughnut

(n.) the exterior portion of one's anus; the rectum; an asshole.
Ned: Good God, the toilet paper in the staff restroom is coarse--like 5-grit sandpaper!

Phil: Tell me about it. I have calluses on my leather doughnut!
by Blenderhead1991 May 6, 2009
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wetback doughnut

A slang term for churro, the deliciously sweet and fatty foot long twisted stick of deep fried dough rolled in cinnamon and sugar. Usually sold at amusement parks and the like for some asinine price like $5 each.
Hey Pancho, dos wetback doughnuts porfavor.
by J_81 September 10, 2008
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Creamy DoughNut

The act of giving oral sex until the partner would jizz on the doughnut simulating a Glazed doughnut and he or she will eat it while listening to The Back Street Boys.
Yesterday i had a Creamy Doughnut It was soooooooo good.
by Bosnoteknolola July 17, 2014
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Coconut Doughnut

Facial hair that circles the mouth and goes down to the chin. It is used to pleasure a male during oral sex. Also known as a goatee.
Jerry has the sexiest coconut doughnut and knows to use it.
by Lean Gus August 2, 2011
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doing doughnuts

riding around in tight circles in a car, often resulting in circular tire-marks on the pavement reminiscent of doughnuts.
doing doughnuts in an SUV is bound to lead to a roll-over.
by minghi January 29, 2004
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