douchestronaught

one who is discovering new bounds of douchebaggery

I'm impressed, marty is quite the douchestronaught

by douchemonitor August 3, 2011

douchetronium bomb

1. a weapon of mass douching; everyone is killed but ground zero is spring fresh.
2. an act of such great douchery that a mass number of people are affected.

dude, don't be such a douchetronium bomb.

by unclfrank July 9, 2010

douchetonomy

the study of how and why people act like douche bags

Douchetonomy class was hard, we learned about the psychological effect on others

by the douche doctor December 12, 2010

douchestronaught

one who is exploring new realms of douchebaggery

I'm impressed, Marty is quite the douchestronaught

by doucheprevention August 3, 2011

douchionary

N. A visionary of douche or a Visionary who is a douche.

The first frat boy to pop his collar was a douchionary. The founder of facebook was kinda a Douchionary.

by Spoilledeggz November 14, 2014

Douchitous

Douchitous is when a douche talks to a non douche and the douchness affects his lungs...causing him to talk like a douche

Seth:whts up tyler want to hang out?
Tyler:get away from me I don't want Douchitous

by Dorkola2500 January 25, 2015