Douchaism

1.A religion in which the followers are douches

2.A noun used to describe a douchey situation

1."He's a douche, he must be a follower of Douchaism"

2."This is douchaism!"

by Ali, leader of douchaism May 2, 2009

douchescovery

finding out someone's a douche.

We made a douchescovery, seems he's been gossiping and sharing personal information and photos with everyone while juggling several different girls and lying to them each about the others.

by sokeri February 24, 2010

Douchmonster

One who totally and completely in every sense of the word is not only totally and completely a "douchebag", but exceeds the boundaries, fulfilling being a "douchbag" so completely that "douchebag" is void of insult so it had to be modified in order to suit there "doucheness", which being defined in and of itself is of, or pertaining to one's level of being a "douchebag"...so there ya have it, a "douchmonster" is in fact a magnanimous DOUCHEBAG in every way, shape, and form..

Man Jorge your such a douchmonster!!!!!!

by Mukluck May 6, 2011

douchemongerer

One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.

That man is a douchemongerer.

by douchekiller. August 25, 2009

Redneck Douchemobile

Similar to a Douchemobile, a Redneck Douchemobile is a truck that has been excessively modified. These modifications include an excessive lift, large tires, loud and excessive exhaust, tinted windows, etc. These can be either gas or diesel. They have large amounts of stickers including Monster Energy, Cummins, Confederate Flag, NRA stickers, Hunting related stickers, etc. These tend to be loud and generate excessive amounts of exhaust, since the owners like to "roll coal"

I got stuck behind a Redneck Douchemobile on the way home from work. It rolled coal so bad I could see where I was going.

by BigMacNX01 August 16, 2019

douchemop

1.One who engages in the mopping of douche. Sometimes attempts to consume said douche.

2. One who enters an IRC chat and screams upon being adressed by someone. The douchemop immediately quits the room upon screaming 'aaaaaaaaah!'

damn, smashed is a Douchemop.

by Oobgarm April 30, 2004

maximus douchimus

Latin form of the phrase "big douche".

You're name is Max? More like Maximus Douchimus. (laughter)

by Shooter McGavin June 10, 2005