I was sitting on the bus, and some guy threw hand sanitizer at me. He's probably the douchiest person I know.
by Jake the snake SAY WHAAA?! October 5, 2010
Get the douchiest mug.A group of elitist/holier-than-thou people who feel pleasure and moral superiority when they constantly brag about buying only hemp products, being vegan, not owning a television, eating only organic food, adopting whales, etc. Usually are either rich brats with trust funds or hippies.
I'm pretty sure if you fit this description in some way, you're kind of doucheoisie.
If the doucheoisie were smart, they'd understand that cows wouldn't taste so good if they didn't want to be eaten.
If the doucheoisie were smart, they'd understand that cows wouldn't taste so good if they didn't want to be eaten.
by viciouspandabear March 26, 2010
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A small, elite group of douche bags, who are at the top of their douche game among their douche monkey brethren. They are the supreme douches of all douche masters, and none can douche as they do -err- douche.
Many douchemeisters believe they inherently belong to the Douchoise. This, however, is complete fallacy. One must prove his douchebaggery to be in exponential excess of your standard douche pack peon in order to even be considered for a rare spot in this sacred and privileged brotherhood. Not just any run of the mill douche monger can join; one must be invited and initiated in the most extreme doucheloaf fashion.
You see, members of the Douchoise (yes, it's capitalized, douche pumper!) are the cream of the crop, the best of the best, and the absolute most douche-esque of all that is douchery.
Many douchemeisters believe they inherently belong to the Douchoise. This, however, is complete fallacy. One must prove his douchebaggery to be in exponential excess of your standard douche pack peon in order to even be considered for a rare spot in this sacred and privileged brotherhood. Not just any run of the mill douche monger can join; one must be invited and initiated in the most extreme doucheloaf fashion.
You see, members of the Douchoise (yes, it's capitalized, douche pumper!) are the cream of the crop, the best of the best, and the absolute most douche-esque of all that is douchery.
by Supreme Douchoise Chancellor December 31, 2008
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"Envelope, please.......and tonights's Douchie goes to............ the loud, obnoxiuos, drunk, greasy douchebag at the end of the bar who keeps yelling at the bartender for vodka straight-up on the rocks. Congratulations!!"
"That guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"
"That guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"
by miq3263827 July 25, 2009
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by snooze August 25, 2004
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1) A person whose surface political, economic, and social status are determined mainly by obtaining properties and conventional respectability generally considered outside his or her reach.
2) A douche bag of middle-class ranking who strives to be high-class with spectacularly crushing results.
1) A person whose surface political, economic, and social status are determined mainly by obtaining properties and conventional respectability generally considered outside his or her reach.
2) A douche bag of middle-class ranking who strives to be high-class with spectacularly crushing results.
by Eric Payne June 16, 2008
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