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Douchebaggery

Presenting one's self in a manner that inspires those around you to wish death and/or serious injury upon you.
Those four guys should be shot for committing such unrelenting douchebaggery.
by Kiva April 27, 2006
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douchemonger

1. A person who hordes used douches.

2. An arrogant person who is selfish and thinks only of themselves.
You're such a douchemonger, Ryan! You ate all the donuts!
by Elix March 29, 2005
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douchelganger

The douchebag version of yourself; someone who resembles you, but is a douchebag. (From the slang "DOUCHEbag" + the German "doppelGANGER" meaning someone who resembles someone else.)
Tyrone is a great guy; Robbie looks like Tyrone, but Robbie is a douchebag. Robbie is Tyrone's douchelganger.
by alex2000 May 24, 2009
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DoucheLander

After Jody decapitated Paul, he was struck by lightning and declared The Ultimate Douchelander.
by The Only Douchelander October 3, 2009
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Hardcore Douchebaggery

The act of being a douchebag to the highest possible level.
Jim just threw his kid against the fence. Thats some Hardcore Douchebaggery!
by yauger72 July 2, 2010
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DoucheBanged

This is used to describe when a person on the same squad or team on a multiplayer FPS game throws a flashbangnear you or other squadmates/teammates causing them to be blinded for a short time sometimes resulting in taking damage or death.
dude, i totally just got DoucheBanged couldnt see the enemy and got headshotted!
by SurlyCowMilker February 4, 2010
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Douchebaggery

A declaration sent to friends via email, text or said in person when someone...

1. selfishly chooses going out with a guy or gal for a date over doing an activity with friends. Especially when it is one of the friend's birthday.

2. Forgets to do something or be somewhere with his or her friends.

3. does something selfish rather than helping his friends or others.

4. Shows up late to an event.
5. Shows up late and makes everyone else late for an event.

6. does not show up to an event scheduled by friends.
7. eats all of the food without sharing.
8. gets so drunk that he or she becomes belligerent and incomprehensible, and yells profanity in public places.

9. Hogs the microphone at Karaoke.
10. wants to go to places or eat at places only he or she wants to go to.
11. tells his or her friends not to go to an event, but in turn, goes to the event anyway.
He chooses going on a date with a girl than hang out with his friends on his friend's birthday??!! I declare DOUCHEBAGGERY!!!!
by JAR8 August 30, 2010
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