The feminine form of douchebag. Used to describe someone who embodies the highest form of idiocy while also maintaining elevated levels of cuntishness. A person who sucks. May also apply to males who have transcended mere douchebaggery by whining, throwing tantrums, or lacking in manhood so much that their testicles have actually inverted, travelled upwards into the body cavity, and become ovaries.
Just drive through the Hamptons or Beverly Hills. You'll find plenty.
Ex: That newscaster on My13 News at 11 is such a douchebitch...
Ex: That newscaster on My13 News at 11 is such a douchebitch...
by michelle t. August 1, 2007
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John replaced the medium sized Trojans Chad had in his drawer, with Safeway brand Extra-Small. When Chad brought home a soroity girl and brought out the package, she thought that wrapping would be too small for her pleasure. She left and he had to masterbate by himself. As funny as that is, John is still a douchesickle.
by halfamind April 15, 2006
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The king of all the douches. Preferably male, the doucheking rules all of doucheland with a halfclamped iron fist. The peasants of doucheland always have and always will want to overthrough their king because they are douches too, but they all wish to be the biggest douche of them all.
Douche 1: I am the biggest douche in all the land! Douche 2: Dude he is such a douche! Lets make him king! Douche 3: We'll call him the doucheking!
by jimmykabob101 January 9, 2012
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-"Man, she's just too much of a douchebitch!"
-"Man, she's just too much of a douchebitch!"
by pirate89RAWR August 19, 2009
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Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!
by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023
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Ray William Johnson is such a douchebird!
by Ilovewonkaswilly November 25, 2010
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